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Jack Mitchell - Mitchell Caverns
Nothing but JackrabbitsMuch the same as for anywhere and anyone else, times were both good and not so good. Once, after a forty day stretch of having nothing but jackrabbit to eat, their pet badger found its way to the dinner plate. The Mitchell's felt terrible about it, but what has to be done has to be done. From the experience, Jack came up with the following technique for preparing badger:
Your badger is now ready for the oven. Next, find an old piece of concrete that will fit in the oven. Strap the badger to the concrete, surround with overly-ripe limburger cheese, then salt and pepper liberally. Be sure to tie the badger down tight to the concrete as you don't want it to escape-it may still be able to. Place the whole thing in the oven that has been preheated to 500 degrees. Next, set the temperature to 2800 degrees and call in a fire alarm. After the fire is put out, open all the doors and windows to get some fresh air in the room, pry open the molten oven door, scrape the badger and cheese off the slab, throw them in the garbage and eat the concrete. I recommend serving with a sledge hammer and suggest a boiling pot of very strong coffee to wash it down. You'll need it. At various times over the years Jack had been in a head on collision, had a stroke, and even had his truck stolen, then abandoned in Texas. When he went to pick the truck up, Jack turned the trip into a family reunion with his brother. The telling and retelling his stories over the years finally gave him the distinction of having more far-fetched tales than his brother. Both siblings were quite proud. < - 1 2 3 4 - > |
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